she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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