how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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