btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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