You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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