I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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