I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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