I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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