We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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