"it" just moved
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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