# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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