He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Someone came in the potted fern
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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