walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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