with your own penis?
look no pants
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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