this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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