5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize
