i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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