Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
