I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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