this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
