dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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