It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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