I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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