Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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