Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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