So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
