You're a womanizer and a bitch.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
My penis needs a shock collar
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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