Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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