So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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