i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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