Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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