so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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