just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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