I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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