Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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