His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
