Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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