yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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