Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I just shit out all my problems.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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