He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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