I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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