So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
