We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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