Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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