My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
