ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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