i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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