do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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