ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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