I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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