8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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