is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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