i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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