so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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