i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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