love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
