Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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